The Weekender: ‘Expecting’ disaster

IN THEATERS:


The Dictator* (R)
Starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben Kingsley, Anna Faris
Written by Sacha Baron Cohen, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer
Directed by Larry Charles
Fearless and relentless, Cohen’s foray into more traditional narratives is the funniest movie of the year. Read my review for Pegasus News here.


Battleship (PG-13)
Starring Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, Rihanna
Screenplay by Erich & Jon Hoeber
Directed by Peter Berg
Loud noises! Read my review for Pegasus News here.


What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13)
Starring Jennifer Lopez, Chris Rock, Dennis Quaid
Written for the screen by Shauna Cross and Heather Hach
Directed by Kirk Jones
The movie I was least excited about this summer doesn’t look any better in the weeks since I wrote my preview. Here, we get a bunch of half-baked vignettes about pregnancy sometimes not being very much fun. Did you also know women claim to want a natural birth, and then when they get to the hospital room, they’re screaming and sweating and demand the epidural. I’ve never seen anything like that happen in a comedy before, have you?

Also opening:

Limited release: Crooked Arrows (PG-13)

Angelika Dallas: Elles (NC-17), Mansome (NR), My Way (R)

Highland Park Village: The Cup (NR)
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My Life in Movies: 1990

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Best Picture winner: Dances with Wolves (dir. Kevin Costner)

U.S. box office champion: Home Alone ($285.8 million – actual, $530.4 million – adjusted)

BEST OF THE BEST:


GoodFellas
(dir. Martin Scorsese)
Oscar: Supporting Actor (Pesci)
Oscar nominations: Picture, Director, Supporting Actress (Bracco), Adapted Screenplay, Film Editing

Were it not for the twin achievements of The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II, GoodFellas would stand alone as the greatest gangster movie of all time. But don’t hold that against Scorsese. Telling the story of Henry Hill from errand boy to mafia leader in a brisk two-and-a-half hours was no small feat, and Scorsese (and his faithful editor Thelma Schoonmaker) did so with visual style and one of the greatest of all film soundtracks. Scorsese wisely avoids the pitfalls of most biopics by actually getting into Hill’s head.

Honorable Mentions


Darkman
(dir. Sam Raimi)

Neese’s Pieces has been a bad-ass for far longer than 2009, when Taken hit U.S. theaters. In this underrated gem from Sam Raimi, he used his “very specific set of skills” to play a disfigured scientist who exacts revenge on the bad guy who tried to kill him. It’s campy and exciting and a perfect precursor to the Spider-Man saga Raimi eventually directed.


Edward Scissorhands
(dir. Tim Burton)
Oscar nomination: Makeup

It was only 22 years ago when Burton and Depp first teamed up for their most personal venture. Edward Scissorhands marks one of the few times when the now inseparable trio of Burton, Depp and composer Danny Elfman were firing on all cylinders. It’s heartbreaking, beautiful, romantic and grand.


Home Alone
(dir. Chris Columbus)

Despite some critical backlash, there’s no denying how huge Home Alone was in the fall of 1990. It opened with pretty great numbers, then stayed at No. 1 for 12 straight weeks. And now you’ll see it several times every Christmas season on multiple channels. That’s because for all its slapstick violence, the movie has a tremendous heart, thanks to John Hughes’s script.


Miller’s Crossing
(dir. Joel Coen, Ethan Coen – uncredited)

Yet another masterpiece from the Coens, who at this point were three-for-three. By focusing on the oft-neglected Irish mafia, the Coens brought their own voice to the gangster genre, featuring an incredible shootout.


Misery
(dir. Rob Reiner)
Oscar: Actress (Bates)

Rob Reiner simply could not be stopped in 1990. He’d already put his stamp on the mockumentary, the road movie, the coming-of-age drama, the fantasy epic and the romantic comedy. Now it was time to take a stab (no pun intended) at horror. Kathy Bates is simply terrifying (even when she’s not wielding a sledgehammer) as the No. 1 fan of Paul Sheldon (James Caan), who has a car accident near her home. As a nurse, she cares for him but soon ensures he won’t be able to leave. Still as intense the fourth or fifth time you see it. Like the best horror movies, you can come back to it and still get chills.

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Sight & Sound 2012

Every decade, British film magazine Sight & Sound polls filmmakers and critics around the world to determine the greatest movies of all time. A few make the cut almost every time: Citizen Kane, Bicycle Thieves, The Rules of the Game. But so much has changed in the last 10 years. International films are easier to see than ever. There are more options for how we see movies than ever. How will that translate in the results? We’ll find out this summer. The deadline for voting was Friday and even though I haven’t been asked to participate, I hope one day I will. Consider this practice.


1. Singin’ in the Rain (Kelly/Donen)
Like a great love, this one is unending. There’s zero chance this will ever be replaced at the top of the list. Get used to it.


2. Rear Window (Hitchcock)
Forget the creepy and melodramatic Vertigo. This is Hitchcock’s masterpiece. Like the best movies, there are more and more layers to peel back every time you watch it. Of course the tension and Thelma Ritter’s one-liners draw you in, but it’s worth sticking around for the beautiful domestic scenes with Jimmy Stewart and the absolutely stunning Grace Kelly.


3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Gondry)
A technical marvel and beautiful love story all in one. And has a movie’s ending ever been a better test for differentiating pessimists from optimists?


4. Casablanca (Curtiz)
Not every movie that flies by the seat of its pants lives to tell about it. The script for Casablanca wasn’t close to being finished when production started, but it’s lived on as one of the greatest of all stories for good reason. Easily one of the greatest casts ever assembled. This was Old Hollywood at its best.


5. 12 Angry Men (Lumet)
Despite being 55 years old, this movie hasn’t lost an ounce of intensity. 12 Angry Men makes you take a long, hard look at yourself, courtesy of Sidney Lumet’s masterful direction.
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The Weekender: In the ‘Shadows’

IN THEATERS:


Dark Shadows (PG-13)
Starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter
Screen story by John August and Seth Grahame-Smith
Screenplay by Seth Grahame-Smith
Directed by Tim Burton
Depp and Burton have been dying (no pun intended) to get an adaptation of the soap opera off the ground for years now, though they’ve traded the morose tone of the original for something much campier. Depp plays Barnabas Collins, a vampire cursed in the 18th Century who awakens in the groovy 1970s. My hope is that their reverence renews their creative teamwork, instead of the check-cashing they’ve done in recent years. They’ve done some truly stellar work in the past, but there’s also this. And this.

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Girl in Progress
(PG-13)
Starring Eva Mendes, Cierra Ramirez, Patricia Arquette
Written by Hiram Martinez
Directed by Patricia Riggen
So this is not the Latina version of Uptown Girls? Are you sure?


Darling Companion (PG-13)
Starring Diane Keaton, Kevin Kline, Dianne Wiest
Written by Lawrence & Meg Kasdan
Directed by Lawrence Kasdan
Yeah, so a bunch of old people go looking for an adorable dog. What happened to interesting Lawrence Kasdan? That’s whom we should be looking for.
PLAYING AT THE ANGELIKA PLANO and THE MAGNOLIA


Boy (NR)
Starring James Rolleston, Te Aho Aho Eketone-Whitu, Taika Waititi
Written and directed by Taika Waititi
Kiwi director Taika Waititi follows up the divisive Eagle vs. Shark with this dramedy about a young Michael Jackson fan who eagerly awaits his estranged father’s return.
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The Road (R)
Starring Carmina Villaroel, Rhian Ramos, T.J. Trinidad
Screenplay by Aloy Adlawan & Yam Laranas
Directed by Yam Laranas
Slightly less depressing than the Cormac McCarthy adaptation is this Filipino slasher about three teens who get sliced to bits on a rural road. They ran afoul of a curse that has plagued this stretch of highway for 20 years. Whoops.
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Also opening:
Angelika Dallas: Nesting (PG-13)

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The Weekender: Some assembly required

IN THEATERS:


The Avengers (PG-13)
Starring Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans
Screen story by Zak Penn and Joss Whedon
Screenplay by Joss Whedon
Directed by Joss Whedon
And so another summer blockbuster season begins. Not much to say, other than I’ve been waiting for this movie since I was a kid. No pressure, Joss Whedon.


The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13)
Starring Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson
Written for the screen by Ol Parker
Directed by John Madden
If you’ve got your AARP card, this is the movie for you. Read my review for Pegasus News here.
PLAYING AT THE ANGELIKA PLANO and THE MAGNOLIA


Sound of My Voice (R)
Starring Christopher Denham, Nicole Vicius, Brit Marling
Written by Brit Marling & Zal Batmanglij
Directed by Zal Batmanglij
Been excited for this one since I read the rave reviews from Sundance 2011. The beautiful and supremely talented Brit Marling plays a cult leader amassing a following in the Valley. Christopher Denham is the skeptical journalist who goes undercover as a prospective new member. It only gets weirder and more intriguing from there.
PLAYING AT BOTH ANGELIKAS


Bernie (PG-13)
Starring Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine, Matthew McConaughey
Written for the screen by Richard Linklater & Skip Hollandsworth
Directed by Richard Linklater
Based on a true crime story in East Texas, Jack Black plays a nice, effeminate caretaker of a rich old bitch (MacLaine, perfect casting). One day she winds up mysteriously dead. Did Black do it? Was he even capable of doing something like that? The town sheriff (McConaughey) seems to think so. I’m expecting big things from this small movie.
PLAYING AT THE ANGELIKA PLANO and THE MAGNOLIA


A Little Bit of Heaven (PG-13)
Starring Kate Hudson, Gael García Bernal, Kathy Bates
Written by Gren Wells
Directed by Nicole Kassell
And thus we have reached the nadir of Kate Hudson’s once promising acting career. What began with an Oscar-nominated turn in Almost Famous has now ended with a rom-com opening unceremoniously at one theater in Mesquite. Hudson plays a horrible person who gets cancer and tries to find love and turn her life around before she dies. Good riddance.
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Also opening:
Angelika Dallas: Headhunters (R), The Ballad of Genesis & Lady Jaye (NR)
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The Weekender: An ‘Engagement’ you won’t want to miss

Note: I’m out of town this week, exploring the Pacific Northwest. That means I’ll only be able to cover the major releases. Be sure to check out your local indie theater’s website for details on limited releases.

IN THEATERS:
The Five-Year Engagement (R)
Starring Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Alison Brie
Written by Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
Directed by Nicholas Stoller
The team that gave Forgetting Sarah Marshall—one of my all-time favorite comedies—its beating heart returns with another romantic comedy. This time Jason Segel is lucky in love. He’s the fiancé of Emily Blunt. Unfortunately, work and other commitments keep them from having their dream wedding. Everything looks like it’s got the elements that made Forgetting Sarah Marshall such a winner in the first place. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s the first great movie of 2012.

Safe (R)
Starring Jason Statham, Catherine Chan, Chris Sarandon
Written and directed by Boaz Yakin
To paraphrase Ron Washington, Statham do what Statham do. This time, he has to recover a kidnapped girl from a gang. Standard Statham stuff, which is never a bad thing.

The Raven (R)
Starring John Cusack, Alice Eve, Brendan Gleeson
Written by Ben Livingston, Hannah Shakespeare
Directed by James McTeigue
Oh, John Cusack. I’m a big fan of yours, but this just looks silly. You’re Edgar Allan Poe, and you’re trying to find the killer who’s using the methods described in your books to dispatch his victims. I’m gonna go ahead and predict the twist is that you’re the killer. Besides, we don’t a retread of From Hell. Should you keep making movies like this? Quoth me, “Nevermore.”

The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG)
Starring the voices of Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Jeremy Piven
Screenplay by Gideon Defoe
Directed by Peter Lord & Jeff Newitt
Claymation doesn’t always catch on in the U.S. But I hope this one does, cutting into the box office reign of DreamWorks and Pixar. Competition is a good thing. Furthermore, this looks like a jolly good show, with all its very British humor and jokes about Charles Darwin and dust-ups with the Queen.

Wednesday also marks the beginning of the USA Film Festival. I had the honor of being on the short film collection committee. Awards for those shorts will be handed out Sunday night. Find out more information at the festival’s official website.
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My Life in Movies: 1989

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Academy Award winner for Best Picture: Driving Miss Daisy (dir. Bruce Beresford)

U.S. box office champion: Batman ($251.2 million – actual, $493 million – adjusted)

BEST OF THE BEST:


Cinema Paradiso
(dir. Giuseppe Tornatore)
Oscar: Foreign Language Film

Some movies are like comfort food. Some movies are challenging, immersive and thought-provoking. Cinema Paradiso is both. Though a failure in its native Italy, it eventually became an international smash. While an important movie for those who love movies and film history, Cinema Paradiso is more than accessible to everyone, thanks to the beautiful friendship at its core. It’s one of my mom’s all-time favorites, and it’s become one of mine as well. It’s simply impossible not to fall in love with this movie.

Honorable Mentions


Dead Poets Society (dir. Peter Weir)
Oscar: Original Screenplay
Oscar nominations: Picture, Director, Actor (Williams)

You know how you have to read a lot of novels in high school? Most of them are dreadful, but you occasionally find one you identify with, and it becomes one of your favorites. It’s that way with some of the films we watched in high school as well. Loosely based on writer Tom Schulman’s own boarding school experiences, Dead Poets Society touches on the friendship and alienation so common to high schoolers, but never wallows or condescends. It’s inspirational, without needing ironic quotation marks.


Do the Right Thing
(dir. Spike Lee)
Oscar nominations: Supporting Actor (Aiello), Original Screenplay

For most of the first 90 minutes, Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing is a remarkably funny slice-of-life about one block in the Bed-Stuy neighborhood of Brooklyn. But as the temperatures rise and tempers flare, everything starts spinning out of control. That last half-hour is incredibly devastating as these flawed characters we’ve come to know (and some we’ve come to love) indulge in their worst impulses and try to destroy each other. The movie ends on an ambiguous note, with conflicting quotes from the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X. This was Spike’s first truly great movie, though his response to the controversy surrounding the movie was the first time the public began to see who Spike really is: a brilliant jerk. It’s very easy to admire him but really hard to love him.


National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
(dir. Jeremiah Chechik)

You can have your Miracle on 34th Street, your Christmas Carol. For me, few movies capture the spirit of Christmas—warts and all—better than the third Vacation movie. Holidays always end up being stressful and Christmas Vacation knows it’s not always cheerful around the house on Dec. 25. But the movie still holds the family in high esteem even when other contemporary films did not. Plus, it’s also fall-down funny. “Merry Christmas—shitter was full!” to all, and to all a good night.


Say Anything…
(dir. Cameron Crowe)

Late in the film, Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) holds a boombox over his head, blaring Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes.” He could have just as easily been blasting Spandau Ballet’s “True,” because that’s how this film rings. There’s not a moment in it that feels false, all too rare in a movie about high school romance. So many male-written romantic comedies have tried to duplicate the essence of Lloyd Dobler (see: Josh Radnor’s entire career) but the combination of Crowe’s script and Cusack’s performance ensure this could never be pulled off again.


When Harry Met Sally…
(dir. Rob Reiner)
Oscar nomination: Original Screenplay

Speaking of great romantic comedies, this is pretty much the gold standard. Nora Ephron’s screenplay is basically perfect, capturing the tone of both men and women adrift in the dating pool. Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan have flawless chemistry. And Rob Reiner finished his incredible ‘80s hot streak.  Sadly, everyone involved would go on to make several attempts to re-capture the magic but never could. At least we’ve got this magnificent romantic comedy, which actually fulfills both parts of its genre.

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The Cynic’s Summer Movie Preview 2012: The Exciting

Check out the awful movies here. Check out the somewhat tolerable movies here.

(Note: As always, the images in this post are meant solely for the promotion of the films they represent. All images are copyright the respective studios. No copyright infringement is intended and all images should be considered Fair Use.)


The Dictator (May 16)
Sacha Baron Cohen is one of the most creative comic actors alive today. But he lost some of that goodwill with the uneven, unfocused Brüno. I think he’s back on track here. Any fears I had about it were alleviated with this second, plot-driven trailer.


Premium Rush (Aug. 24)
If you didn’t know this by now, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of my favorite actors working today and the best actor without an Oscar nomination. Here, he plays a bike messenger whose latest delivery gets him in deep with some dirty cops. Expect a back-to-school blitz of excitement from writer-director David Koepp (Spider-Man, Jurassic Park).


Lawless (Aug. 31)
John Hillcoat brings his raw style in this adaptation to Matt Bondurant’s historical novel about a family of bootleggers in Prohibition-era Virginia. Nick Cave provides the script and film score to a stacked cast including Tom Hardy, Guy Pearce, Gary Oldman and Jessica Chastain. Expect an exciting but lyrical period piece like 2009’s underrated Public Enemies.


The Bourne Legacy (Aug. 3)
Is Jeremy Renner an acceptable replacement for Matt Damon? After The Hurt Locker and Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol, the answer is a resounding yes.


Piranha 3DD (June 1)
No one believed me when I told them 2010’s 3-D remake of Piranha was insanely awesome. Fewer still believe me that this even more over-the-top sequel will be just as ridiculously great. An example of what to expect: Ving Rhames, who had his legs gnawed off in the first film, returns with a shotgun attached so he can kill some more of the bloodthirsty fish.


Brave (June 2)
After Cars 2 proved even Pixar is not immune to the lure of new merchandising deals, it’s good to see they’re back on track with this medieval tale. Kelly MacDonald voices Merinda, a princess who hopes to become the army’s top archer. Even if this reminds me a little too much of How to Train Your Dragon, it’s good to see Disney giving girls a character they can actually look up to instead of the years of Princess by Default, where she must be rescued by a man.  


Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (June 22)
Holy cow this looks amazing. Steve Carell and Keira Knightley play neighbors who embark on a road trip during Earth’s last days. Along the way they’ll meet all kinds of interesting people, including Gillian Jacobs, Melanie Lynskey, Patton Oswalt, Connie Britton and Bill Petersen. And that’s just for starters. Lorene Scafaria (Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist) directs for the first time.


Ruby Sparks (July 25)
Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris return to their directors’ chairs for the first time since Little Miss Sunshine, one of the 10 best movies of the 2000s. They’ll be without writer Michael Arndt, but I’m still expecting great things from this film. Paul Dano plays the ultimate fanboy surrogate. He’s a writer who creates the perfect woman, only for her to come to life the next day. It’s basically Stranger than Fiction meets Weird Science, and I couldn’t be more excited. This would be higher were it not for the next six movies.
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The Weekender: Moviegoers ‘in Distress’

IN THEATERS:


The Lucky One (PG-13)
Starring Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner
Written for the screen by Will Fetters
Directed by Scott Hicks
As usual, this Nicholas Sparks adaptation exceeds your daily recommended allowance of sap. Expect bad acting, lengthy sex scenes and one killer performance from an old person. At least it’s better than Dear John or The Vow. Read my review for Pegasus News here.


Think Like a Man (PG-13)
Starring Kevin Hart, Meagan Good, Taraji P. Henson
Written for the screen by Keith Merryman & David A. Newman
Directed by Tim Story
I’m a huge Steve Harvey fan, but only when he’s doing stand-up or hosting Family Feud. His book may reveal some truths that could have easily been determined after a few moments in thought, but why do we really need a black version of the already terrible He’s Just Not That into You? I mean, I think more African-Americans need to be employed in movies, and not just as sidekicks. Sadly, the only big-profile releases they get are this and whatever five movies Tyler Perry is working on this year.


Chimpanzee (G)
Directed by Alastair Fothergill and Mark Linfield
This doc seems to raise some questions about its authenticity (at least from me), but look how cute that baby chimp and his simian caretaker are!

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The Cynic’s Summer Movie Preview 2012: The Somewhat Tolerable

Check out the awful movies here.

(Note: As always, the images in this post are meant solely for the promotion of the films they represent. All images are copyright the respective studios. No copyright infringement is intended and all images should be considered Fair Use.)


G.I. Joe: Retaliation (June 29)
How does a sequel to something that looked so bad look like a big improvement? Pretty easy when you hire the writers of Zombieland, who ditch the seriousness and gadgetry of the first film and focus on the action and banter. Plus, surprise Bruce Willis!


Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (June 22)
I really admire Seth Grahame-Smith. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies became an unexpected hit and with good reason. And while I’m on board with the self-explanatory concept here, I can’t help but feel this film adaptation doesn’t look nearly tongue-in-cheek enough. Besides, a much better alternate-history comedy is on its way some time in 2012: FDR, American Badass!


Total Recall (Aug. 3)
Why is Colin Farrell starring in another unnecessary 3-D remake this year? Besides money? Well, because this might be kind of awesome. Based on Philip K. Dick’s short story “We Can Remember it for You Wholesale,” and ditching the Mars subplot, there’s a real chance this could be another great dystopian sci-fi thriller. Consider me cautiously optimistic.

 
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (May 4) / Hope Springs (Aug. 10)
Hey there, over-50 crowd. There are movies for you too this summer! The former, a terribly titled adaptation of the novel These Foolish Things, follows the comings and goings of a hotel staff in India that caters to retirees. Pretty much every classy British geriatric is here: Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Bill Nighy. But good lord does this look boring. Hope Springs on the other hand could sounds much better. Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones attend a marriage counseling class led by Steve Carell. Two great actors going toe-to-toe with Carell as referee? I’m in.


People Like Us (June 29)
Can the writers of the Transformers series turn it around and write a fine dramedy? That’s a tricky proposition. Lots of fine actors seem to think so. Chris Pine plays a man who inherits $150,000 but must split it with his estranged sister (Elizabeth Banks). This could end up being a sentimental but strong family movie or just another self-indulgent indie drama.
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